Werewolf: The Last Warrior

Read the review here.

“… impressive, replayable, ambitious, thematic, blood-spilling, moon-howling, muscle-rippling, six-pack-showing, background-rendering, spine-shattering, bone-breaking, people-eating, throat-stomping, testicle-bursting, mutant-massacring, life-altering, Altered-Beast-inspiring, era-defining, flag-waving, B-jumping, A-attacking, somersaulting, entertaining, no-holds-barred…”
– from a former review, with the new review being here.

This game is pure awesomeness wrapped in a cartridge.

Werewolf: The Last Warrior is like a demolition derby or an action film; trying to explain its awesomeness can be difficult, but once you experience it for yourself it cannot deny its manly triumph of face-exploding victory sauce.

Regrettably, the original one-sentence review (of over 800 words) was deleted by the hosting site, due to it not meeting “quality standards.” While I somewhat understand it, considering it was just one sentence, I am severely disappointed in the editors for lacking any sense of humor or hipness, which was one factor that has led to me switching review hosts. Eh.

Nonetheless, a new full review was indeed written, and should still do justice to reviewing quite a fine NES game.

4 Responses to “ Werewolf: The Last Warrior ”

  1. I haven’t played this one, but if it’s as good as you say then there’s the reason right there that I’m trying to play everything.

    I’m assuming you’re thinking the same way.

  2. Yeah, definitely similar. 🙂

    Also, Chris, a fair warning: This review is definitely tilted toward humor and entertainment. Werewolf is a solid game, and I like it, but be forewarned that the review is certainly a bit exaggerated for dramatic effect. If you do try it, let me know what you think.

  3. Matt Boomsma , on March 9th, 2011 at 1:06 pm Said:

    YES!! I forgot about this game….but now remember enjoying it immensly (sp).

  4. One of the Best NES soundtracks.

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