Read the review.
“Well, there is no other game quite like this one. Do not mistake that as praise, as people should thank Jesus that there is no other game quite like Fisher-Price Firehouse Rescue.”
– from the full review, which you can read here.
Seriously: They should have just used the engine for Firehouse Rescue and created a maze game. I can imagine it… dozens of challenging mazes, time limits perhaps, maybe a save or password feature, better music, slicker appearance — honestly, that would have been a much, much better game.
I have no mercy on children’s or “educational” games. If it sucks, it sucks. Period.
In fact, for this one, we have some bonus content, as I tried to make a video that tried to describe just how bad this awful game is:
Read The Full Review For: An unnecessarily detailed runthrough of all the game’s options, thoughts on the childish graphics and sound, and I reveal the “ending.”
NES Gameplay Tips For Fisher Price Firehouse Rescue: Set it on fire in triumphant irony.